An NBA Hall of Famer moonlighting as a crossing guard is only the set-up for this musing.
Going into the past to go around CAPTCHAs.
Australian woman sets an impossibly low bar for NYC men and then praises them for clearing it.
Perhaps not a conspiracy, but definitely a quite a coincidence.
CUNY un-persons a successful alum for being on Johnny Depp’s legal team, leadning us into the Internet Archive.
Justin argues that Justina must pay Game Boy dues before enjoying her unexpected new Nintendo Switch.