“Why did the chicken cross the rails?”

The existential question in the headline of the instant Leaflet was raised by the New York Post in its report on a chicken and chick delaying a Subway train while crossing the tracks. The report is lightly sourced (to say the least) and the MTA states that it has no record of the lost bird incident. But when you have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to write about a chicken crossing the Subway tracks, you have to take it.  Also discussed in my newest newsletter.