Tag Archives: Pets

A poem about noses out of joint.

Am I the only person willing to tackle this pressing NYC problem?

She wanted nothing more than to be a Vegas showgirl.

“People call him the Mayor of Brooklyn Heights” (I am confident that this is not the case. -NAF).

You must accept Franz Purrdinand.

“She made it herself … Without the least bit of help … But in eating it she’ll have / Assistance enough.”

(Post)man’s best friend.

“Look at me here in my mistress’s muff; / My proper name is Vanity Puff”

“It has been named ‘Billy Possum,’ and for the present is to be retained in Rebecca’s cage.”

“[S]aved from death by President Coolidge’s distaste for that particular delicacy.”

〜A fence intervenes in a public art display〜

〜An auditory assault from a yappy dog experiencing existential angst〜