Certain decorations are associated with secular Christmas displays. These include, but are not limited to, depictions of Santa Claus, reindeer (especially with red noses), elves, snowmen, wrapped boxes, Christmas trees, penguins (in a Christmas context), and the like. Justin of our fictional Justin and Justina dialogue duo, which consists of two similarly-named and unusual Brooklyn friends, wondered what it takes to turn a non-Christmas decoration into a Christmas decoration. Below, I present a dialogue between Justin and Justina wherein Justin wrestles with this important question and finds his answer: Just put a Santa hat on it.
Justin and Justina are a fictional New Leaf Journal dialogue duo created by New Leaf Journal editor Nicholas A. Ferrell. Their dialogues cover their strange, sometimes random conversations (usually) in Brooklyn, New York. If you enjoy this dialogue, you can find many (over 50) more in our Justin and Justina Collection hub.
We begin our dialogue with Justin and Justina taking a walk through the Brooklyn neighborhood of Boerum Hill. Justin has a thought as they turn a corner. Note that the conversation occurs as Justin and Justina are walking down the block in such a way that one is led to suspect that Justin set Justina up for this conversation.
Justin: Remember a few years ago when you were hacking me about what I wanted for Christmas?
Justina: Unfortunately, yes. You never told me, by the way.
Justin: I agreed to coal. Anyway, remember the dinosaur with a Santa hat?
Justin: So here it is…
Justin: Which one of these is not ordinarily Christmas?
Justina: What do you mean? They all look Christmas.
Justin: Imagine you took away everything they were holding?
Justina: The dragon thing?
Justin: It’s a dinosaur! Yeesh! You need to learn your dinosaurs.
Justina: Yeah yeah whatever.
Justin: Yeah, fair enough. I also mistook it for a dragon until we found a real Christmas dragon. But anyway, why is it Christmas? I thought about why I automatically associated it with Christmas. Then it occurred to me. Eureka!
Justina: The hat?
Justin: That’s exactly it. Just like how putting a witch’s hat on a green vehicle turns it into Halloween, putting a Santa hat on a dinosaur turns it into Christmas. It is even simpler than coming up with a double-duty Halloween-Thanksgiving scarecrow.
Justina: That’s obvious… well I don’t know about the scarecrow thing…
Justin: But could you make a flamingo into Christmas?
Justina: Why would you try?
Justin: Ask them! [Justin points at a home they are approaching]
Justina: Santa hat on a flamingo…
Justin: You see?
Justina: That’s a good Christmas decoration. At first I thought you were full of it but turning a flamingo into Christmas with a Santa hat is pretty good.
Justin: Now see what we have in store next…
Justina: Look at the inflatable Santa!
Justin: Shh! That is being covered in a different article!
Justina: What are you talking about?
Justin: We’re focusing on the cardinal.
Justina: I do like the cardinal with a Christmas hat but a cardinal for Christmas is less of a stretch than a dinosaur or a flamingo.
Justin: That’s fair, but I personally associate cardinals with spring and summer. But fair enough, got the colors, the name, maybe the cardinal doesn’t need the Santa hat.
Justina: It looks good in it though.
Justina: How do you know!?
Justin: Only the males are red.
Justin: Now I have one that is going to blow you away. Look here.
Justina: A penguin? What’s so special about that? A penguin thing in December doesn’t need a Santa hat to be identified with Christmas.
Justin: There’s plenty special about Tux.
Justina: Who is Tux!?
Justin: But anyway, look behind Tux the penguin. To his right.
Justina: …The Chinese guy has a Santa hat.
Justin: He’s a terracotta soldier. You don’t normally associate them with Christmas!
Justina: That’s true.
Justin: But is he Christmas now?
Justina: …He does appear to be Christmas.
Justina: Santa hat… wait why am I answering your questions?
Justin: Because the terracotta Christmas soldier just blew your mind.
Justina: Hey do you think my guinea pig pumptake would become Christmas with a Santa hat?
Justin: I think so. I found a stock image of three guinea pigs in Santa hats.
Justina: OMG! They are Christmas!
Justin: How about reindeer antlers?
Justina: Too many bad associations. Go with the Santa hats.